
Hi, I'm Spanky.
I'm the kind of guy that enjoys a party, especially the kind of party that gives me an excuse to dress up. As you can probably guess from that my favourite kind of party is a Halloween party.
I've been hosting Halloween parties for years with varying degrees of awesomeness but nothing compares to the party I threw this year.
Let me tell you all about it.
I had everything set up and I was just waiting for my guests to arrive. The doorbell rang and I pulled on my mask to go and answer it.
When I opened the door there stood 14 of the most gorgeous girls I had ever seen in my life. Every single one of them was dressed as a sexy something or other, sexy nurse, sexy witch, etc etc.
I didn't recognise a single one of them but I still let them in. They all went to my living room via my kitchen, grabbing drinks along the way.
I followed them like a lost puppy, slack jawed, wide eyed and drooling. They started their own little party, some were dancing, some were chatting and some were like totally making out! It didn’t take long before they were all making out.
I watched totally amazed at the scene unfolding before me. There were clothes coming off, dildos being produced from handbags, strap ons being...erm...strapped on. This was going to be awesome.
I stripped off my costume and got ready to wade in. I hadn't even got close when two of the girls grabbed me. I was in seventh heaven. That was until they started walking me to the door. On the way out one said "We're lesbians stupid, put your pointless, tiny wiener away and get lost."
They threw me out of my own house and locked the door! I went round to the front window, the curtains were open a little and I peaked through. I only had the chance to spot a writhing mass of naked lady flesh before I was spotted and they were closed.
Here I was semi naked, with a boner, standing outside my own house while 14 sexy lesbians were getting it on in my living room!
Halloween sucks!
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