Surpise

Having finished work early she decided not to phone her husband but to go home and surprise him instead.

She let herself in the front door and heard him upstairs. Shrugging off her coat she tiptoed up the stairs. Entering the bedroom she saw him, she crossed confidently across the room and stopped in front of him. He looked surprised to see her.

Instead of greeting him she said, "Take off my blouse." He didn't speak but with trembling hands he took off her blouse.
"Now take off my skirt." In one swift movement her skirt was off.
"Take off my bra." He removed her bra skilfully one handed.
"Take off my panties." In a second they were on the floor.
"Take off my stockings." Her last items of clothing were soon off.
"Now," she said forcefully, "if I come home early from work and catch you wearing my clothes again, I want a divorce.