This would be the theme tune.
Performed by Girls Allowed (to be hairy down below if they want)
One night stands that happen every nigh-ight
Honestly, I’m not just full of shi-ite
I beat them away with a shitty sti-ick
Why would I lie I’ve got a massive di-ick
It’s not a blog to help your mast-ur-ba-tion
Nudie photos won’t be seen on here
This is aimed more at the comic nation
The only fluids will be when you cry a tear
Read a tale, a joke or a poem
Leave a comment in the space below
Pretty soon the tears’ll be flowin’
It’s just a joke a, just a joke you know
It's the Tales of the Underpant
Just some bloke writing stuff for a la-a-augh
It isn’t serious
It’s a bit of fun that’s sometimes mischievous
Maybe he’ll get a book
A deal to put in print all the piss he took
See it happen? No, I can’t
It’s the Tales of the Under
Tales of the Underpant
Kinky sex games featuring fresh la-ard
Thumb it in it isn’t getting ha-ard
Ripping nighties off just with your tee-eeth
Being serenaded by a bloke called Kei-eith
It’s not a blog to help your mast-ur-ba-tion
Nudie photos won’t be seen on here
This is aimed more at the comic nation
The only fluids will be when you cry a tear
Read a tale, a joke or a poem
Leave a comment in the space below
Pretty soon the tears’ll be flowin’
It’s just a joke a, just a joke you know
It's the Tales of the Underpant
Just some bloke writing stuff for a la-a-augh
It isn’t serious
It’s a bit of fun that’s sometimes mischievous
Maybe he’ll get a book
A deal to put in print all the piss he took
See it happen? No, I can’t
It’s the Tales of the Under
Tales of the Underpant
Read a tale, a joke or a poem
Leave a comment in the space below
Pretty soon the tears’ll be flowin’
It’s just a joke a, just a joke a
Just a joke a, just a joke you know
It's the Tales of the Underpant
Just some bloke writing stuff for a la-a-augh
It isn’t serious
It’s a bit of fun that’s sometimes mischievous
Maybe he’ll get a book
A deal to put in print all the piss he took
See it happen? No, I can’t
It’s the Tales of the Under
Tales of the Underpant
A deal to put in print all the piss he took
It's the tales of the under
Tales of the underpant
A deal to put in print all the piss he took
It's the tales of the under
Tales of the underpant
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