Just do me!

Just fuck me, don't duck me and put your stupid paper down
The sports section, over an erection? Most men would think you were a clown
Please see me, bending freely, stop trying to look past me so you can watch the tv
Don't duck me, just fuck me you twat

Just screw me, just do me, turn your bloody x-box off
Your gaming, I'm blaming, is the reason you never get me off
Don't be sad, don't feel bad, come and press the buttons on my fleshy joypad
Just do me, just screw me you twat

Just lay me, don't play me, no need to mow the lawn right now
Grass cutting, means nothing, next to this old horny cow
Ditch the mower, get a grower, plough my private furrow for me fast then slower
Don’t play me, just lay me you twat

Just hump me, don't dump me, to go down to the pub with pals
Drinking bitter, is shitter, than an evening in with both the "gals"
Just these two, can thrill you, you'll get a frothy head from your pump if you do
Don't dump me, just hump you twat

Just shag me, don't nag me and put your saw and hammer back
Stop banging, and clanging, I nearly had a heart attack
Stop sawing, it's boring, make me feel a woman on the ripped up flooring
Don't nag me, just shag me you twat

Just ride me, don't chide me, and stop pretending you're asleep
Stop wincing, it's not convincing, I want to feel you in me deep
Be reckless, and feckless, I'll even let you furnish me with a pearl necklace
Don't chide me, just ride me you twat



Thanks Victoria.