Thursday, 29 July 2010

PORN INDUSTRY AWARDS

A trembling crowd quivered in excitement in the late summer heat as they waited for a sight of the stars of the porn industry.

The heavens opened as the first cars pulled up, the hot wet crowd let out a gasp and then an excited moan of anticipation as the first big star appeared on the moistening, red velvety carpet.

The throbbing crowd pushed greedily forward, nudging repetitively against the barrier. The crowd seemed to spasm as they pushed deeper and deeper towards the enticing redness. The doors to the theatre were opened wide exposing the luxurious interior. As the first starlet plunged through the doors part of the barrier gave way, eagerly spilling people across the wet red carpet.

Monday, 12 April 2010

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