Horny single minded guy: can you turn your web cam on?
Bored annoyed multi tasking gal: erm...it's broke sorry.
Horny single minded guy: ah well never mind, what you wearing?
Bored annoyed multi tasking gal: grey joggy bottoms with paint on them, a jack daniels t-shirt with what could be bean stains on it, a bra that was once white but is now grey and has a bit of underwire sticking out, big comfy knickers with loose elastic and pink slippers that used to be fuzzy but are now shiny. What are you wearing big boy?
*HORNY SINGLE MINDED GUY IS CURRENTLY OFFLINE*
4 comments:
So that was *you* was it?
Erm...no...my erm...mate told me about it. Honest :)
Thunder pant where have you gone? This post is 8 days old :|
I'm a bit low on inspiration. I'm blaming the girl I sit next to in work for it :)
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