Fur coat

She stood in front of him naked and trembling slightly.

She had decided he deserved a treat so she turned up at his door in just a fur coat. She was excited but also nervous, she had never done anything like this before, but she decided he was worth it. She had shrugged off her coat and let it fall to the floor. She had been standing there for a few minutes.

"Well?" she asked.

He farted and started giggling.

She put her coat back on and left.